Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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