A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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I'm Coming

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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