I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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