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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

human centipede

What's blue? The sky.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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