Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Miami Heat.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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