- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

A hayride would be fun.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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