Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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who farted i did :]

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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