- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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