- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Get on the boat.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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