- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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