Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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69

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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