- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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