What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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* anti-punchline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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