Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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You're a frog

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Chuck norris

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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