- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

White men's rights

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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