- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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