- Anti Joke

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly? Lots of things

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

belly button

Dusters blow stuff.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Shea's sty....

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Woman rights.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Whats white? A fridge

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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