Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Bark I'm a tree

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

I? Everett

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A midget walked under a bar.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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