- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Choir.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A midget walked under a bar.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

I? Everett

What can hitler cook well Steak

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Bark I'm a tree

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