I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

arena football

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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