- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

I dont have a girlfriend

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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