Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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