- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Justin Bieber.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Nickleback.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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