why was the man sad? his wife died

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Your mom.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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