I was once a hamster.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Womans baksetball...

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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