what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

thumb_up thumb_down -7

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

thumb_up thumb_down -7

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

sdfrgtyuki

thumb_up thumb_down -7

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

thumb_up thumb_down -7

yes i can connor, this is brett.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

thumb_up thumb_down -9

BIG PENIS

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops