Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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baskets

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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pee

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gay people

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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