- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Anti Joke

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