what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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John Stamos.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Justin with a hat.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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