- Anti Joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.