Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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why are balck people black because they are

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Dusters blow stuff.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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