- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

these are shit

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

have safe sex

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Punching a baby

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A dog was barking at a tree

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

I? Everett

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

God. God.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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