- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Ben Affleck

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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