What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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