what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Justin Bieber

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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nice tits.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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sure!

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Anti Joke

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