Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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I <3 Hitler

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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