An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

ur gay

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Tucker Rivera

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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