- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

I have a gay camel

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

racism...deal with it!

YO FACE

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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