why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

no pun intended

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Muslim athletes.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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