John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

an ethopian thanksgiving

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