- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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