What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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