What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Mormons having fun.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Anti Joke

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