how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Do you love me? No.

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your mom

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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