So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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i like turtals and kids

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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I pooped.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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