- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

TIMMAH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

The Barackness Monster

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

general tso's broccoli

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

fruit salad?

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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