What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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