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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Donald Trump

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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