What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Anti Joke

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