What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Anyone??????????/

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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